Hey I'm Heather. I'm 18. I'm a bit of everything, and unexpected combination of things at times, an oxymoron even. But you can be sure, I'll always be wholly me. Follow me on Twitter @WojoWhoaChick because i can't embed the button properly here.
so my cat is meowing like crazy in the kitchen and so i go to see whats up and i walk in on this
so naturally im like “what the fucking hell” and go and look out the window and
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
THIS IS NOT ROMEO AND JULIET GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY PORCH
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my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
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what the wanted life has taught me so far:
- max needs to have a ‘book of quotes made by max george’
- nareesha definitely wears the pants in their relationship
- kelsey is basically tom with a vagina
- nath is even sexier when hes sick, scared, angry or wearing his glasses
- jay is just always drinking a beer
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DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
WHY DID YOU PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WOULD JHURT SHORT ANSWER YES DONT
would you say that it makes your eyes scream
you fucking didn’t
(Source: soudahesreallycool, via sailorofmyship)
